El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Well there was Pete and Joe and Nick and Rose and Flo
All doing in their duty free
Then the call came [roceed to gate ten
Flight sixty Nine to sunny Spain
So we downed a few more kissed goodbye to the floor
And said El Spania driver pour favour

El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Well when we fell off the plane we didn't bargain on rain
So we booked for the Bar-b-que
Two jugs of Sangria 'Cor we felt queer
But ordered lots more
Just the same

Well we downed a few more
Danced all over the floor
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El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Cos we had one
We had two
We ordered three, four five and then more

El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Ole

Well Pete and Joe and Mick and Rose and Flo got sick
It wasn't really nice to see
'Cos they drank their wine, they even drank mine
Then turned a burning shade of green

In the morning they said
Gonna buy a new head
'Cos in the evening gonna do it again

El vino collapso
What a wonderful wine
El vino collapso
We took it all of the time

Cos we had one
We had two
We ordered three, four five and then more

El vino collapso
What a wonderful time

El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Cos we had one
We had two
We ordered three, four five and then more

El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday

Cos we had one
We had two
We ordered three, four five and then more

El vino collapso
We're really on our way
El vino collapso
We're on how holiday.